Don't ever slam a door; you might want to go back

I've been to a Chinese restaurant today and had a fortune cookie.

The road to success is often a lonely one

That's the fortune in my fortune cookie I got at a Vietnamese restaurant I had lunch at today with my friend Debbie.  The waitstaff had on t-shirts that said, "Beer is the answer."  I asked the cashier what the question was, but she never answered me.